Bring back thighlights! And stuff white women tweet! Please and thank you!

The more you write on a dating profile the more things people use to find something to write you off about.

When I was in Paris me and my parisian buddy would go to bar after bar during the day on weekdays. There was always one American girl sitting alone in a booth. Trying to find someone to practice her atrocious French on. I would sit down and introduce him to her and he always got laid. I had to do this for weeks to…

Ugh no.

In the greys dup da doo