No. I’d like to retire one day.

Neymar is your favorite player and Barcelona is your favorite team? Lame.

Or he’s willing to take Katz, the alleged victim, at her word. Doesn’t seem too crazy to me...

This being soccer, La Liga officials were entirely baffled as to how to physically accept entirely-legal money, particularly in broad daylight.

Racism, mostly.

Remember when that woman in, I believe it was Georgia, just recently won an election running on a platform in which she literally said she didn’t support paying people a livable wage? Good times, good times.

The part where he says it’ll increase wages cracks me up.

...Yes, Neymar is in fact worth four times as much as Kyle Walker.

It’s going to be really fun watching Neymar not win any international hardware in the time he spends in Paris.

This injury means Liverpool will finish between 3rd and 5th. Had he stayed healthy, they’d have finished between 3rd and 5th.

If something is injured when I am scoring, it generally is just my pride

To be fair, I’m roughly the same age as Scherzer and I got a similar injury after shampooing my hair the other day.

You know, people look at Australia as weird for having compulsory voting. But you guys, seriously - dafuq? At least we have an independent electoral body. You don’t give the monkeys the key to the banana plantation.

Do people actually purposely move to places like this, or is it just one huge brain drain?

Oh, I know it’s not how justice works.

i’d love for him to be sentenced into one of his tent camps but i know the ACLU would fight that...and rightly so.

Thank Jebus for the ACLU. Since the Dems seem to be pushing abortion rights and access to the back burner, their work becomes even harder and more important. They aren’t a perfect organization, but at least they aren’t craven sellouts.

Things are shaping up perfectly for a Dodgers-Yankees World Series, a ratings bonanza for Fox executives. This all but locks in a Rockies-Indians series.

I’m not sure when it happened, but at some point society simply stopped valuing honesty. It’s sad. Who among us hasn’t been 14 pints in and shared their honest thoughts. Would you rather hear a lie? I didn’t think so chief. Let the man be speak his mind. It’s a lesson for all of us.

They get to feel like they are part of the NFL. That’s shockingly important to some people.