Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

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It’s incredible! It’s such an overreaction. I adore it.

I’m so old, I can remember when the entire GOP bitched about how the Obama administration “rammed through” the ACA in 14 months.

Man Who Hit Balls For A Living Doesn’t Want Men To Hit Balls For Fun.

Now they have to pay for the wall. That’s how this works, right?

From the local newspaper story: “But no one appears to be laughing about this one.” I beg to differ. 

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

Barstool has been gaining a ton of popularity and has gained A LOT on Deadspin in terms of page views the past few years. Always felt like Deadspin intentionally tries not to cover them for fear of giving them publicity.

So glad stockholders are making bank. I’m sure they’ll reinvest the profits to make the economy more robust. /s

That girl was pretty hot

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

Okay, so are you ready for the punchline?

Career 17.5 ppg, 12.7 rpg, 2.0 bpg, .588 FG%, 3 time Defensive Player of the Year, 8 time All Star, 8 time All NBA, dragged an otherwise pretty shitty Magic team to the finals, and he is regarded as a punchline and constant disappointment and failure.

How the hell do you go from the bottom of a table to the playoffs in one game?

So dedicated to being a skinhead he even removed his eyebrows.

Yeah lemme know when they actually convict one of these murdering assholes.

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

Sharia is already in America. We just call it evangelical Christianity.

This is exactly what I was thinking as well, but I’m sure they’ll find a way to make it only applicable to “western religions” or something to that effect.