he looks sick af what are u talking about

It certainly does. And just when you were starting to get some un-greyed time, too. If you work a bit more on your mid-range sarcasm, we’ll see about bringing you back in a few seasons.

My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…

That’s what the corporate advertising psychologists want to hear!

Also, Deadspin went down to Ted Fucking Cruz

never saw it coming

As a guy who used to play a lot of basketball I can empathize.

Trump is one committing treason on a daily basis. Clinton has had a $600 million witchhunt aimed at her for 25 fucking years and the assholes on the both the right and left still can’t prove that she has EVER done ANYTHING illegal much less treasonous. Open your eyes. You got played by right wing and Russian…

Fewer.

I thought a little guy on a cloud with a fishing rod is supposed to fly in and put you back on the track.

This will seem normal by the time Trump fires off his first state of the union Tweet.

Hi Grayson!

Typical American arrogance, trying to come in and manage Swansea without the ability to speak Welsh.

He might still be in a job if not for Andy Carroll’s top knot performance yesterday.

look at me, talking to an ex-nfl player about his jizz, like a big shot. Christmas really can come twice!

You are correct, that is a really stupid theory.

Trainers knew Petty was concussed when they asked him where Ryan Fitzpatrick went to college and he didn’t know the answer.

As someone who does drink, I can tell you that’s still true.

In a related story, the NCAA is now investigating two Louisville football players, James Hearns and and Henry Famurewa, for accepting impermissible lead payments.