small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?

As a millennial I can assure you this is not a meme.

Thanks Ashley. I couldn’t decide if I wanted to have a club sandwich or dry heaves for lunch.

And he’ll probably beat it. Here in good old Louisiana we have a very generous law written back when carjacking was a bigger deal. It allows you to shoot anyone trying to take your car. He can claim that he was in fear of being carjacked. And since the charges were dropped in his other road rage incident a decade ago,…

the charge generally relates to what evidence the prosecution has and can prove beyond a reasonable doubt, as well as what the state’s law requires to prove each element of murder. Generally, murder requires preconceived intent to cause great bodily harm.