will even amuse.

Given the possible sexual violence inferred by the opening image I am really not sure about anything
I can say about the reference to one’s throttle leg

One more time

The pic that shows the rust seam running from the A pillar to to the wheel arch? Run away. The bulkhead is shot to bits. If it tows without falling in half you will be lucky. The engine, mm,possible ish. I will bid 10 of the strange dollar things if the vendor delivers.

A petrol blue fiat panda 4x4, 1998 sisley edition on a hillside in Northumberland yesterday afternoon. with one of the two irroits lifting a spade out of the back. The other irriot was taking pictures and realised that the distant landscape seen through the car was apparently reflected on the body work. Big hills do…

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As always, a brilliant piece of erudition, and you have given me the only excuse I need to post this. The ripple above the cladding is a reflection of the landscape behind me. And before you ask, we did not find the water pipe, but a good day anywhooo.

And?

Ok, I know when I have been beaten in the weird french car stakes. But I go down fighting.

Nah, THIS is a wagon!

Except for minor, and um-sortable vacuum cleaner snag. The wonderful and conceptually brilliant original had what is best referred to as a snagette.

Please, try not to diss someones grandmother like that. For all we know her children’s children are queing up to buy Spykers.

There should never be a ‘collecter car’

If you like it, buy it and drive it. I mean DRIVE it.

And there I am, thinking Maserati was a cool brand

You really do not want to know. However, it involves two NSU inline fours,a supercharger and a couple of turbos. I would like to make it clear that I have nothing to do with this piece of genius.

yes

V16

roll cage?