Damn, that's a great story. I'd love to hear more if you wanna email me. Patrick at jalopnik dot com. We can keep it confidential.

It happens. There was a new website that started getting cars from the press fleets I coordinated back then. In a matter of a few weeks they put a G8 GT into a guard rail, toasted a GT-R's transmission and, forgot to get clearance to do a speed run at a private airport and smashed an Audi into a Cessna! They folded a…

Camaro? High end? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tim Cook and all the patent lawyers at Apple just had a heart attack.

holy shit, turbo the waste gate of the turbo! Brilliant!!!

I have a long standing position that cabrio and targa 911s should not exist, and I'll explain my rationale:

That happened in Mexico City (or surroundings), no doubt. That Spanish accent only happens there, no offense, chilangos.

.... ...Erik???

Here's another reminder.

Tesla's bonds weren't rated before. This rating was unsolicited and initial. Therefore, there is no reduction. Tesla's bonds were unrated and speculative before the rating anyways. They could not be considered investment grade. Therefore, to call it a reduction is specious.

This car has basically been in that list since the dawn of time. The reason why, and I'm sure I will get a ton of hatemail for this but I don't really care, is the honda community is full of backstabbing thieves and ripoffs who steal each others cars, chop them up and sell the parts on craigslist or build up their own…

Oh Shaq, why u got the answer for errything?

What? I thought Chinese were historically good at baseball.

During basic I had a section commander who was covering the grenade range. He looks and says " if one of you fuckers drops a live grenade in the pit, the instructor will grab you by the vest and toss you out. They will save your life. They will likely die. They are worth more than you are. The Government has spent too…

Where do I begin? Perhaps, with your grammar?

Ironic, right, that the shitty company which went bankrupt, then stole our tax dollars, is still a shitty company, doing shitty things.

I love Jalopnik's standing policy of saving all the most gloriously hyperbolic headlines for exhaust video posts.