- A Volkswagen Jetta (Armored)

"PLOW FASTER MOTHERFUCKER".

Also acceptable: a little badass.

Team USA Hero drives Miata across Arctic Circle...............Team Evil drives a Jaguar F Type........Team England Hero drives a Aston Martin Vanquish....that can go invisible.....joining Team England....

Couldn't help it.

the US Army is going to soon start recruiting COD players.

I secretly think Pepsi is doing this, too. Last year they re-designed their bottles. (Before and after, respectively.)

Out. Get out. GTFO. Out. You're done. No more Jalopnik for you.

You can have your Pittsburgh.

Sincerely,

Everyone in the South

Exactly. I literally facepalm every time I see a direct price conversion. First, because German prices already include 19% VAT Secondly because even before taxes cars are just plain cheaper in the US. What is useful is taking that €30k German price, and look what other cars you could get for €30k.

My buddy in Baltimore bought a new Golf TDI and the asshole at the dealership who topped off the tank for him before he picked it up filled it with gasoline. True story.

This car should exclusively be sold in WR Blue.

Worst band ever.

You bet it does..

This article gives me the sads...

I'm not sure I'm capable of handling the level of want that I'm experiencing right now.

Isn't Formula 1 supposed to be the most advanced race series in the world?

Nobody uses PSIs outside of the US. The bar is based on the metric system and makes sense for the order of magnitude encountered here.