This is your fault Detroit.

Just another bunch of assholes with badges.

I know nobody asked for my 2¢, but here it is:

I keep my spare in the trunk because you never know when you’ll need to melt some steel beams.

Not shown in the video... his attempt at making breakfast that morning.

Official country of:

Twenty-five thousand dollary-doos?

Dear Everyone in Colorado,

Counter-point: It’s not your property so don’t fucking touch it.

Not to be a downer, but is fighting a ticket like this really worth the time and effort? Unless loud exhaust fines are significantly higher than I thought they were, it seems like the combination of lawyer fees and the time you’d have to spend dealing with this would quickly make it not worth it.

759 million is enough to buy whatever car you want several times over. So pick what you like. Pick several to try out different types. Hell, get a couple just to look at and park in your living room.

Focus on the Gabriel era Genesis.. It’s more proggy and less sappy Phil Collins.

Half of my music collection is Rush, Yes, King Crimson, Dream Theater, Emerson Lake and Palmer, and Genesis. I do prefer denim to most other varieties of pants, and I own a Miata, which was designed as a modern British roadster. I can exaggerate with the best of them and have 300 million twitter followers. (See? Told…

Here’s what I took away from this article:

• if you simply must drive during this celestial event, you can safely look at the eclipse through a moonroof, but not a sunroof.

Wife and I were hauling a queen sized bed set on the roof of our Oldsmobile right after we moved to PA. It was night, we had the hazards going, both our phones plugged in, and radio on. Electrical system couldn’t handle it and fried the pigtail off the positive battery terminal. We ended up stuck in the middle of the…

If Obama had a son, he’d have taught him how to drive a stick.

That’s one Tesla owner who managed to keep his head.