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The hospital scene in Jacob’s Ladder:

Trailered. While wrapped in velvet. with escort vehicles (yes, I meant to say that).

Unless you’re looking for a museum piece I’d recommend going with the brand new model. This 7 year old car with 18 miles on the clock is in no way shape or form worth driving now because of the fact that it’s so unmolested and undriven. You’d have to be insane or at least insanely wealthy and not care about the abuse…

pretty sure that’s a Saturn

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

Future Jalopnik-Amazon Post blog post:

Jason: “The obvious answer is a 3-wheeled cab-over mid-engined Eastern bloc micro-truck from the 60s.”

Buys cars sight unseen.

I’m gonna cry this is the best thing ever

I thought the book was about flowers?

24HoL would beg to differ.

reminds me of my fridge:

I prefer the “Opinionated Canadian Quaker Van of the Week” m’self. It’s like Church Van of the Week, only we drive it around in absolute silence, neither wholly enjoying or disliking the experience. We wait for the light to go “green”, permit ourselves a pleased smile and then mosey on our way. 

Our 2004 MPV is fantastic, best vehicle we’ve ever owned hands-down. Sure, it’s starting to rust out pretty bad in the rear wheel wells and has 248k on it, but it just keeps chugging along. Bought it with 126k back in 2012 for $6k cash, figured we’d get a few years out of it. At 177k it needed new tires and I thought…

The worst part is that they’d built hotel on Boardwalk, so he owed like $500 in rent just for one night.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have…

Next: lunakhana. Ken block hooning the lunar rover on the moon.