“Why does everyone deride mouse fur? It doesn’t look half bad and wears like iron. It will surely outlast leather.”

Good Lord.

The principles of the four stroke internal hambustion engine are rather simple:

I enjoyed this very much. Thank you.

The meeting seemed to be going well. Then suddenly, for no apparent reason, my colleague and I were tired.

Must have been (puts on sunglasses) his re”tire”ment day. YYEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

“Pfft. Amateur.”

Ha! Well my neighbor is a barber and got arrested last night for selling weed! I have been his customer for YEARS and didn’t even know he was a barber!

My mother-in-law is a High School guidance counselor. Her birthday is today.
The jokes...They write themselves.

Dave Matthews Band

“Let’s watch and enjoy Norm Abram build wainscoting unironically.”

I’m surprised that a V6 was able to do that much damage to a London home. Are you sure it wasn’t a V2?

3/5 Mustangs: If the out of control wheelspin causes the Mustang to hit a stationary object like a post, bush, tree or is otherwise damaged (tire puncture, clutch or engine failure) Threat level: MODERATE

I did not even know that was a thing that was possible, but upon Googling I see they actually make adaptive brackets for it. My foolish apologies!

At a Boston College / UMass-Lowell game a few years back the microphone malfunctioned during the anthem and the crowd picked right up. It was a great moment!

What a bunch of amateurs. If you want this party to be swinging, you gotta give the bunnies coke instead.