I'd rather wash my hair.

C+ grading on a Coens scale.
The musical scenes are great.
The rest just sort of lays there.

That's spot on.
It's just that it not a very ballsy way of taking on religion.
This movie needs a major kick in the pants.
The best scene takes place in the editing room.
It shows how the entire movie needed to be edited.

It's a movie that wants to say all sorts of things about dogma, religion and faith but doesn't have Monty Python's balls.
Wait for the video.

sheesh

He has a point.

IT'S A BLACK C O M E D Y for crying in the sink.
Now turn in your reviewer credentials.

If grading on a curve Q would naturally give extra points to any director working from their own original script.
Even Spielberg has to hire writers to create his scripts.

I had a bit more to do with those wacky Roman Catholics than that.
But you probably had to have had some catechism study in your past to fully appreciate it.

What?
He has no clue.
He can't even keep track of all the pedofiles working for him let alone that incomprehensible dogma.

"Kevin Smith’s Dogma is an unholy mess of a movie, as the writer-director grapples with Catholicism to the point of incomprehension."

A true disaster would have been some sort of electrical malfunction that killed them all and half the audience.

So Han Solo has an evil twin.

If you drain a sun completely all the planets would fly out of their orbits killing everything. Killing a sun makes firing a weapon moot.

And they wonder why people pirate.
TZ should have long passed to the public domain.

It's in the top 10 if not top 5.
TV's greatest moment is still Carl Sagan's Cosmos.
Plus TZ had to produce several dozen episodes a year.
They weren't all classics.
Still you have to look on in awe at what they were able to deliver with absurd deadlines and minuscule budgets.
It should rightfully take its place alongside…

Watch the Frontline documentary instead. It features the real Omalu. It's on the PBS website for free.

Bravo for Two great seasons of television.
It's unlikely to get a third.
But I'd rather see shows die too early than stay too (Mad Men) long.

Have you seen London Spy?

Lighten up.
Sometimes you gotta have a Big Mac.