Not only is it a crazy old password that got leaked—seriously, it's been years since I used this once—but I already have two-factor authentication enabled. Phew.

Just checked mine - it had an old password. Just an FYI. Not saying anyone shouldn't change their password - of course you should.

Business in the front, won't remember his 10th birthday party in the back.

I found a partial clip from that Seinfeld episode.

That is a great idea. There might have been a Seinfeld episode that showed a similar concept (without kids).

Are you referring to the story with the backpacks or the asshole who dumped his kids on me? He even had the gall to thank me for the free babysitting as we got off the plane.

This was really awful, the flight was trans-Atlantic, and I had loaded up my laptop with True Blood and Game of Thrones (the kid next to me is probably scarred for life from looking over my shoulder at my laptop). These kids seemed like they were around 3 and 5. They needed help buckling the seat belts. To be fair,…

Assholes allow themselves to sit in first class while sticking their young kids with a complete stranger in coach.

I'm guessing you don't have kids. Most of the time, the parents are not in control. I'm not saying it's ok, I'm just saying sometimes we say "fuck it, have at it son".

Assholes put their carry-on in the first available overhead bin as they board. Doesn't matter if they're in row 20...if there's space above row 4, they're stashing it there, taking space intended for the people in row 4.

Free babysitting?

For a long time this wasn't something I understood either, until it was explained to me. It is much better to have a kid run up and down the aisle for a few minutes and let off some steam than to have them cry for 4 hours. As long as the kid isn't messing with the other passengers you should be happy running is all…