Maybe you could clue in who the culprit was by having a line like "Leave the phone, take the Venti Skinny Double-Espresso Pumpkin Spice Latte, soy cream."

You had me at "Looks like a market opportunity for Blackberry."

Bullshit. They are idiots. Science is not a political party, it's a methodology to use facts and evidence to reach logical conclusions. If in doubt, trust science. If not in doubt, but reaching the opposite conclusions of science, you're doing it wrong.

Zak Sabbath looks neither happy nor healthy.

Home Depot too.

Guys, seriously get rid of the video ads over the articles. I am being polite about it because I want to be a good example for my kids, but inside I swear I am thinking the nastiest, rawest things. So please be reasonable and put ads in but NOT videos over the articles.

Of course "talking" would be suggested by a female author. I can assure you a married man's happiness dependes on a little talk. Not silence, but certainly not the torturous emotional analyses women seem to enjoy going over and over.

Windows 8 isn't touch friendly either...

It's not a defect, it's a "feature."

Surprised you lived long enough to learn how to write, with that great understanding of the world around you and everything.

It's an adult getting a free gadget based on a crazy premise only children believe. He/she can update it.

Two words: "Ari" and "Zona."

Do NOT help this cause! This may slightly improve traffic, but the downsides are madness. I come from São Paulo, in Brazil, where this is legal. Trust me, you do NOT want this to be legal!

Sooooo no major in Chemistry then?

They had to keep the traditional mirror so the key demographic "I touch up my make-up on my rear view mirror" would not scratch the car off it's list.

This was supposedly the "nice guy" from the Bad Boy Pistons...

The explicit bigotry in your message evidences you are currently or were formerly a law enforcement agent. These days sucking cook is no longer seen as an insult. Being a cop, on the other hand, has changed from signifying courage to being the epitome of cowardice. Suck on that.

We use the Nest products in pretty close coordination here at home: Nest Thermostat, Nest Protect, Dropcams and Rachio. We were very lucky because the acquisition by Nest and resulting integration came after we purchased.

Um... buddy? Dropcam tabs were dropped while in pre-launch when Nest purchased Dropcam. I had some preordered because they are awesome, particularly if you have a daughter and a window.

It was a perfectly formed response. I think you should admire it rather than hate it.