YES, I was searching whether this had been posted already before throwing it out there. I was a sad, sad super-frequent flier for many years, so I got so see/ share the patterns of different fliers. Most frequent fliers, like I was, were exactly like Bill Murray in SNL, except sadder and quiet about what was in our…

I don't think her options are the same options every parent faces. Sometimes you need to go somewhere and your kids have to tag along. Don't like to live around kids, move to Boca.

I'd rank people who let their kids kick the seat way higher in the Ass-hole scale. Kids looking over the back of their own seats are just bored stiff and not really harming anyone. I'd go as far as saying, if you don't want to be seen, you don't belong in a cramped tin can with 200 - 400 other passengers.

Or, dare I say it, if the invaders were from the right Cuban families.

Dog must be a teenager.

Well, this ONE time I was flying from Florianópolis to Porto Alegre, a 40 minute flight in Southern Brazil, on assignment. After I was checked in, the airline announced it was merging our flight with another going to Porto Alegre, except out of São Paulo, which is a 1-hour flight from Florianópolis. So instead of 40…

Erin, I'm just going to come out and say it: your writing is so good and your tone is so perfectly aggressive, you make me want to READ.

+ veeeeery deep cell-phone conversations, then seriously beware.

Sounds like a money-maker, genius!

Yeah, they're just working hard *cough* to catch up to us.

The infotainment system has to be better, only because it can't be worse. Trust me, I own one.

If he jumped over a house you would be more entertained? If he jumped over a building? If he jumped a mountain? Up to the clouds? All the way to the moon in his sweatpants? Dick.

There's 200 Million of us. So there'll be more on Facebook one day.

Sure but who stops them now??

Only accidental handballs are spared the yellow card. The referree didn't think this wqs accidental. I have looked at this many times, and since shoulder armpit and chest are not handballs, I don't think this was a handball at all.

You have to see the goal he missed!!

The i8! It's the same car, updated! Style, price, positioning! Even shares the same 8! Come ON!!

It's also unique in the fact that it remains the only BMW made with an "8-" prefix. 3s, 5s, 7s and even 1s have come and go, but this is the only 8. It doesn't look like that's going to change anytime soon.

"The MEH driving machine."

Maybe the sticker also says "we're not buying fancy cars with your tax dollars, we're taking fancy cars from criminals."