Yeah, because you'd be hitting the "after." Then you have to run out before you wake up and have to face the "before."

Get a Mac. Seriously, your mood will lighten. I get cranky every time I need to fire up Windows 8. I'm not passionate about OSX, but am passionate about the route Windows has taken. Oh, alao those meds and try not to torture any small animals today, mmkay?

... which is?

Wow, what an emotional response! Fanboy much?

Get a Mac.

YES, NY cops are the real victims here! Come, let's all weep in unison.

Good riddance. Godspeed. Watch out for Range Rovers and avoid GoPros.

In FL the bikers are OK as long as they claim they felt threatened. In this case, 4 could claim that, and still be OK beating everyone up:

Wow, the system got it right. Fuck Cruz.(1)

When we all jumped in and criticized the shit out of Bangle and his infamous Bangle butt, we forgot to consider the alternative: a now watered-down brand looking for mass appeal. Meet the 1 sedan, it's much better - in several ways - than a Corolla!

I owned a 120, then a 130, then an M3 and now a 535. Not happy about the service I get either. This is my last one. I have actually lost the hard-on I had for bimmers due to long-term exposure to sub-par service. Good for this guy, I've wanted to do this a few times too, must have felt good. Can't afford it though.

Alternative title: How the world would look if NOBODY knew how to work with percentages.

TAM Brazilian Airlines. Airplanes are new but other than that the experience is shit from beginning to end.

The GT-R has a little robo-control in that Race Mode when the GPS determines it's in a recognized race track. Or is that not a thing any more?

Man, this soccer thing is getting out of control! If this trend doesn't revert very hard very soon it'll reach Little League baseball levels in no time!

Nadal = Ferrer + Power. He just pushed the power part earlier in his career, because it's cool to intimidate with power. Incredible.

You care about cars. People who drive Corollas don't. They'll drive their scratched, dented cars with 2 wheel caps missing. They'll never wash the cars, eat and drink anything in them, ride onto curbs with their wheels misaligned and their tyres uncallibrated. Corolla is point A to point B driving. If they get the…

Good riddance.

Good for her, godspeed. Good luck on this travel which must be a wild ride of emotions. You have proved your bravery once, and that you are ready to live with the consequences of your adult decisions. Here's to you once again.

Oh you know who? You drive what? You own real estate where? You make how much? You can lift how much? Let me tell you about Antoinette Tuff. When you do 10% of that I'll listen to your BS.