Well we’ll have our smirks wiped off when we find out she’s a supervillain who’s just gotten away with building an evil lair and powering it for free muhahaha.

This was probably Trump’s way of cutting the electricity bills for his billionaire buddies.

Math. Not even once.

even with this intense nonsense i don’t know how you think you could end up owing one billion let alone 24.

$284Billion and her first thought is “oh, my Xmas lights” and not “someone done fucked up?”

When I was in a retail job we were instructed to say Happy Holidays because we had little way of knowing if our customers celebrated Christmas or not. This was many years ago, so I don’t remember anyone getting their panties in a bunch. It does seem a pretty silly thing to get worked up over, and it perplexes me as…

I compulsively add an exclamation point to it whenever I write it now. Mostly to my husband. Pretty sure my phone autocorrects it to all-caps, too.

We need to start whining about the war on “Happy Holidays.”

I’m a therapist and one of my clients is in her early twenties and hilarious, and she left her last session with “merry Christmas, happy holidays, kumbaya or whatever the fuck you celebrate!”

Wow, how did we ever acknowledge Dec 25th before 45* invented “Merry Christmas”!?

Shame the idiot hasn’t learned this day has nothing to do with Jesus and it’s just a pagan holiday the Catholics used to try and convert pagans.

I really really don’t want you to take this the wrong way. Buddha knows I’m not a vindictive or hateful person, and I wish you no ill will on this Christmas afternoon.

*tears of grief* Gods I miss them so much! */tears of grief*

One of the most hilarious things I observe here during the holidays in Oklahoma is watching Republicans reflexively wishing people “happy holidays” only to catch themselves right afterward and make excuses for having done so. Their horror at their self-perceived faux pas is priceless.

Never thought my response to hearing “Merry Christmas” would be “oh shit is this person trying to tell me they’re a Nazi” but here we are.

Even just a month ago if you said “Merry Christmas” people looked at you like a total weirdo. Now? Everyone’s saying it, you can’t enter a store without seeing Christmas goods, every radio station is playing Christmas songs and every television station is playing Christmas specials. There is a Christmas Tree in almost…

Which Fox News will advertise as the sincere unvarnished truth. The tweets’ true raison d’être. While progressives roll our eyes at the seemingly blatant hypocrisy, Fox uses them to buttress his base and convince their audience that they are an actual reflection of reality. He doesn’t publish them because he’s stupid…

Can we have a war to reclaim the word “beautiful” so he can’t use it anymore? Like everything else, he has ruined it. And anyway, it would be better than starting a war on the Korean Peninsula.

MSNBC made a nice supercut of the Obamas saying Merry Christmas. Sorry for the screenshot it picked, but it should start playing at the Obamas.

please stop with this ‘war on christianity’ bull shit