newyearneweuphemisms
New Year New Euphemisms
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Oh how cute, straight-edge woman appropriating and spinning something for her own profit. Not for nothing, but Madonna beat you to that 20 years ago, except I doubt anyone thought she wasn't actually into it.

Seriously, such a drama queen.

Hmm I'm hearing one side of the story, which is enough for the court of public opinion of course. Of course the hair being cut is easy to prove. Meh just burn her house down.

If you don't know what manufactured outrage is, he should divorce you.

The C-17 needs all four, which is obviously a terrible design. The C-130 seems to have 3 more often than 4 sometimes.

Expensive for sure, but way cheaper than ordering a replacement.

You probably shouldn't read up on how it works. Think tearing.

I know we're not supposed to judge other cultural practices

Now, now, we cannot allow ourselves to impose our Western values like colonial oppressors. Obviously every people have the right to choose what they can do to their body. /s slash post on Gawker in a day.

yay...

Privilege alert! /s

Some of this is picking where you work. My previous employer had on site child care as part of an agreement with another company but it was hard to get in, so lots of women applied and got jobs at the company that controlled the slots.

Or choose an employer and/or line of work that is supportive of your child-having.

Well obviously it's better not to have children. Did you not figure that out before you had them? The rest of us LOVE picking up the slack when little Tommy has soccer practice and you leave 2 hours early and come in two hours late because Madison didn't want to go to school. We'll just hold up the entire project for

What happened here? "I want you to think I have skinny ankles"?

It's shiny, it's that where you're getting poly?

She'd be happiest if she could just wear a bean bag all day.

Yes it's awful. I need to bleach my eyes after this. It makes her look like 300 lbs on a tiny frame, among other errors.

Lena Dunham is trying to blind her viewers?

If you people used condoms and other birth control this wouldn't be a problem.