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New Year New Euphemisms
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No, on Jezebel only women are entitled to enjoy sex and more exactly heterosexual white women.

White women...

So you prefer to have sex without condoms? Maybe that's why straight women keep getting pregnant huh?

You straight people never seem to use them anyway and then whine about pregnancy.

Mark is the single least informed gay man about penises and sex. It's disgusting that he's allowed to trot out his misinformation for humor.

Mark, are you a bottom? Because you don't seem to know what you're talking about. It's not just sizing, it's fit and comfort.

I dunno, there's A LONG line of other articles that are stupid around here.

Obviously! Jezebel knows everything, sees everything!

There are WAY too many people who think they can pull off ingenue after 3 C-sections, two wives and and bags under the eyes. Meryl's right, deal with it.

Uh they should hate "furrners" even more than they already do? No, no that sounds terrible.

Not sure about adorable, but it does present a very nice view, especially in orange.

And Hillary Clinton isn't one iota better.

But without bourgeois values based on ownership of people and repeated religiously based reinforcement, how will women ever feel valued? /s

Nine Inch Nails "Closer"

I'm only half kidding. Many hetero Americans are extremely uptight about sex, and many American women are stuck in some 50s timewarp, where they demand total sexual fidelity from their partners and of themselves, and are incapable of processing things without a religious veil.

There's not enough info in the original for me to be clear on his/her focus. Was it that he/she no longer found her attractive? Or was it something else? Our bodies change with time, often not for the better, and sometimes that's a factor, as upsetting as that is to many people.

Because we're not all hets.

After a few years anything that involves prep is much harder to come by.

Heterosexuals in America aren't allowed to do that. I think it's the first or second line in the Jezebel manual for acceptable sexual congress.

You haven't convinced me of anything. Once again this particular blog tries to subsume everyone's experience into one set piece, and it's tiresome.