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Oh, Formula E is still a thing of some sort?  I’ll go back to ignoring it.  Thanks for the update, I guess.

I’m trying to approach this subjectively. Who is the target buyer for this? Clearly, this car has no credibility with the folks (my age) who grew-up worshiping the MK IV.

St. David Tracy, the patron saint of clapped-out Chrysler shitcans!

Welcome to Bizarro World. We have an electric crossover “Mustang” nowadays, and emoji license plates are right around the corner, so nothing is sacred. Now get ready to cast your vote for Herbert Alesandro Hector Mountain Dew Camacho this November. I don’t like this place anymore.

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Welcome to Bizarro World. We have an electric crossover “Mustang” nowadays, and emoji license plates are right around the corner, so nothing is sacred. Now get ready to cast your vote for Herbert Alesandro Hector Mountain Dew Camacho this November.  I don’t like this place anymore.

Taxes, and the cost of properly raising children, will do that to you.

Since only car and motorcycle people will be reading this, I will give you some advice. Just stop riding a bike. Seriously. I get riding a bike - I’ve tried it and it’s great. You know when it’s not great? Almost all of the time.

Who else remembers when this dip shit made an ass out of herself in the ‘70s when she “protested” the Vietnam war?  Look that one up and cringe.  Or don’t if you’re part of the problem in this country.

Damn! F1 cars look like absolute cat shit these days, and that lead image is exhibit GTFO! The severely-sloping nose, the flip-flop shoe halo, and the dorsal fin all look like piles of different cats’ shit that’s been mashed together by someone intending for it to look like a race car. F1 isn’t losing fans because of

This, this, and this!

This is what the chasm of wealth inequality looks like to me. $30k paint jobs on $1.3MM cars. I’m the opposite of a socialist, but the “golden rule” is just being redefined.

This thing is impressive, and I am impressed!  I won’t even whine about the lack of a 3rd pedal!

“Tesla cut corners to meet production goals! This can’t be! I am absolutely shocked!”

This may be the first time, ever, that I agree with 100% of a comment!

I have been following this build since the beginning. Mickey built TJ Hunt’s FD, and they did this one when TJ’s was close to finished. Say what you want about the YouTube lot, but the videos for this car are very good, and very informative. A lot of crap about the wheels from people online, but this is a “period

Might as well tell a blind person to, “watch this!” The country is over-populated with idiots that lack the basic skills to be adults. If these idiots could muster the brain cells to negotiate the purchase of a vehicle based on the total price and interest rate, you wouldn’t need to write this article. Idiocracy is

Shareholders are the ruin of an economy. Maximization of profits is paramount, and the product quality and workers pay the bill. This is the fundamental problem here.

Hey, asshole! Show me a flu shot that ACTUALLY prevents the flu (read: every damn strain), and I’ll show you my place in line! I don’t get all the goddamn hysteria over the flu in recent years. It’s being treated like AIDS in the ‘80s. Why can’t Jalopnik break-away from this shit show?