sources referred to the movie as “irredeemable” after test screenings.

Oooh, ‘on accident’, that one really grinds my gears!

OK, but that “at best” is pretty awesome.  Yes, Jordan Peele is the more successful of the two, but Keegan Michael Key is, by basically any measure, very successful.   It’s hard to imagine Desus and Mero would see that as a cautionary tale.  

Plot armor is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.  

Too bad Qui-Gon never learned that “shrug off getting impaled on a lightsaber” trick that all the Inquisitors seem to know

Does he really though? The complete package looks even more massive then the actual PS5. It’s a cool project for sure, but i feel like saying he “rebuilds his PS5 to an inch wide” is kind of ignoring the enormous brick that made it possible.

Theon Grayjoy as an employee of Linus Tech Tips

I still remember when XBLA demos were a big deal, almost every title had one, and they were instrumental in me buying many a title back in the day. I wish we could go back to that.

lol it was morbing good time tho so

Not just single player, no Season Pass, no pre-order DLC, no exclusive content for buying Mountain Dew or Butterfingers or some dumb shit. Elden Ring is a genuine, full, complete game.

Can’t wait for the handful of crypto dorks to roll in here talking about how Kotaku never says anything nice about NFTs and no one understand their potential except for them and it’s all so unfair because how are they ever going to become fake crypto Pokémon pyramid scheme landlords if people know that it’s just a…

Don’t mind me, I’m just rolling around in all this sweet, sweet money I get for negging on NFTs, paid by... paid by... um... you know... the anti-NFT lobby!

Nah man you don’t get it man it’s like decentralized and shit, you know? Like, it’s like, there’s not like The Man telling us how to um...I mean shit it’s like decentralized dawg, know what I mean?

“Um, I would name one thing, but you’d have to be like super-super-smart like me to understand it, which you are not, so um I can’t tell you. Also its a secret”

This is a very eloquent and rational-sounding rebuttal that avoids the usual name-calling and I thank you for it.

That’s because there isn’t anything they can be used for that isn’t already being done with simpler technology.  

Big Homophobia? How about Big Bestiality?

I just felt like that one gossiping, elderly relative as I read the first paragraph of this article. The “Mmmmmmmm...” that came from my throat and chest as I read was reminiscent of the elders from my grandfather’s church. All I needed was a fit from the Ashro “Sanctified” collection and a church fan with “J. Foster…

You have a higher chance of going to Hawaii and getting attacked by Ezra Miller than you do getting attacked by a shark.