Looks around at cubicle walls. Sighs. Tries not to cry. Cry a lot.

I don't know, I thought the 2-series is still too "nice." It's too isolated, too luxurious, too quiet, too boring to drive. Though, it's still a fun RWD platform.

It's quite lovely.

Because Bimmerheads are all assholes and assholes all have their secret little language.

PCOA applies here.

All the good ones have been mentioned so I'll submit a pick that I'm sure will get laughs. But I'm serious. Cheesy/dumb storyline and replica exotics aside, the exhaust sounds were on point and some of the scenes were quite enjoyable. Oh and I also liked the main actress. :D

German drivers are quickly reaching American drivers' levels of stupidity.

You have hipster taste in supercars.

Next experiment: Have a dog drive the Ferrari.

Wow I had no idea she was involved in an accident.

Yeah but dat Maxcare tho

This post is ironic because if you came here often you'd know what my joke is referencing.

Looks at pictures of the McLarens. Looks around at cubicle walls. Tries not to cry. Cry a lot.

I think you need to hold a party where local Jalops show up and take turns breaking your Range Rover.

How can you pull over a bugeye sprite anyways? Just look at it. :D

I'm so sick of these articles EVERYDAY glamorizing AMGs and Mercedes. Who cares! I dare you Jalopnik, DOUBLE DARE YOU, to write something good about BMW M cars.

Can I request cast members? I have things I want to do with one Doug Demuro in my masterpiece.

Texas welcomes you back with open arms. Will you be doing anything that allows interaction with us Jalops in Texas?

I know photographers won't always want to respond to a question like this which is fine, but was the car still when this picture was taken? In other words, shopped motion? Just curious.

Just like the Dinos. :)