Thank God for this. The world has desperately needed meat-based replicas of traditional plant foods.

The most insulting part of this is that I have to supply my own love interest.

Christ, it does affect me. As I said in a separate comment, I am skipping my running group tonight because of all the reasons you've listed above. I was making fun of tampon commercials. You know, where choosing Brand Tampon A means you can do somersaults and basket tosses in white skirts?

Interesting! I was a sports reporter for years and I never once heard a female athlete make reference to her period having an impact on performance. I imagine they don't want to sound like they're making excuses, but it is kind of silly that someone possibly would say, "Yeah, I'm fighting the flu so I wasn't 100% out…

Kanye is going to go H.A.M. on this Etsy shit y'all!

this is ridiculous BUT

Nice to know I'll have a few extra years.:)

The worst part about this is that, if anyone really did have an ankle-fucking fetish, the lack of an ankle bone in this thing would really kill the mood.

Women are in this weird place where socially & economically we don't really neeeeed to get married, but it's still implied that we're defective if we don't get married. It's a tough place to be. Logically, I know I'd rather be my myself than be married to someone I wasn't bonkers about just for the sake of being…

I've had to have a Costco sized box of tampons and pads in my classroom for years. Poverty and functionalty poverty stricken households don't always keep them in supply. Some families think the school nurse will provide so they can cut it out of the super tight budget. I've had 1st generation females whose families…

This reminds me of The Mighty Boosh.

Yes—agreed. Everything she does has a touch of irony, doesn't it?

my ex-gf worked with me (notice I said WITH ME and not "for me").

I don't think you're allowed to sleep, or even recharge. You can sex him in the bed; otherwise you should be praying or making music or taking toothpaste to the poor people, all of whom I'm sure love to see this guy coming. "It's that lunatic bringing us toothpaste again! Crouch down under the windowsill so he won't…

I've noticed that a lot of skeevbag guys seem to have made the same error in judgment. I'd like to take this opportunity to explain something to the douchebro community:

"I have an educational blog" has to be a close second to "I sell monogrammed thermoses," right?

There was an older girl in my elementary school who dressed like that every day, and I thought she was the absolute coolest. She wasn't Mennonite or anything, just had what I thought was the greatest style ever. Later I found out she had gotten in trouble for something and her punishment was having to wear dresses for…

Jeez, y'all, I had no idea my bitchin' Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper was the product of ACTUAL unicorn tears.

I worked there post-Green. It was still a living nightmare. I could tell you so much more, confidentiality agreement be damned.