Are we supposed to be avoiding tacos? I might not understand diets but with the beans and rice and a little bit of lettuce and salsa is tomatoes - it’s basically a health food, at least that’s what I tell myself ;)

That’s beautiful! I love the contrast in your cat. It has a lovely texture.

This poor girl, he's in court for beating up her ex and now she has to get married? No say in it? Who thinks that's a good idea???

As a vegetarian who is regularly offered chicken, turkey, and fish because “they aren’t really meat” yes, people can be this stupid. My favorite time was at Christmas when my stepmother made Cheesy potatoes with chicken broth and still thought it was vegetarian.

I never heard of poo-pourri, I think I'm going to have to try this, also maybe get it for my parents house, and maybe for the white elephant swap at work for Christmas? I don't know if that's appropriate but I find it funny.

I’ve also had someone take my armrest with their fucking disgusting feet. It doesn’t sound quite as bad as yours but I was breaking down to myself silently. There is limited space for everyone on these planes. Don’t take up MY space with your nasty ass feet. If I could go back to one moment in time and change…

My mother used to drop us off at the park or McDonald’s play place for a few hours or leave me at home with my baby brother to shop on the regular. She would be in jail for sure if this happened now. While I wouldn't necessarily leave two small children to a table by themselves for the length of an interview I don't…

Doesn’t matter if they were designed by a woman or a man, they look soooo tacky. The ones below though are actually kind of nice, I like the simplicity. But dangggggggg those first ones are blinding!

I think I can never have a real wedding because if any of this happens to me I will break the fuck down and have an anxiety attack. The more I read stories like these the more convinced I am that eloping is the best idea ever.

That’s wonderful! I feel like I’m in the minority here but I’m really happy for them! They’ve said they wanted another baby. I hope that this pregnancy goes much smoother for Kim.

Kristen ITC :)

Bet it’s hard to get back out there after that horrifying realization. Especially if you too any of your friends that you thought he/she was cute.

I have given up on making my bed ever because my cat overlord jumps in and glares if I try. She Doesn’t scare me but I also don’t want her to be mad at me, haha. I’ll just let her keep the bed. This video was the cutest thing to wake up to!

I would love to read a book like this! Memory loss is really interesting to me, obviously it's not something I want to happen to anyone. But I think the things that cause it and what the person remembers/doesn't remember is fascinating.

I was one of those kids. My mom would pay for a season pass, at a local amusement park/water park. Drop us off and go wherever the hecl she went all day. Either my brother and I would stick around and try to find shade (because we were so sick of this park by the time we got into our pretend, it just wasn't fun…

I was surprised to find Jason on my tinder as I'm a lesbian and only have girls show up on my app (and guys that think they're going to turn me) I swiped left. Now I wish I hadn't!

That is amazing, your mom sounds like a wonderful woman. Thank you for sharing your story!

Broad City makes me so happy, it's funny and totally relatable. I used to really like 2 broke girls from Brooklyn but it is not as relatable to me.

I do appreciate that! I will have to add this to my cooking song list

Oh my gosh! I also have a lasagna song! To the tune of la Bamba (replace ba-ba-ba Bamba with la-la-la-lasagna and you basically have it down minus a sentence or two) I also have a dance, if you can call it that. It's mostly just me shaking my butt. I'm glad I'm not the only one with food songs.