Oh my gosh! I also have a lasagna song! To the tune of la Bamba (replace ba-ba-ba Bamba with la-la-la-lasagna and you basically have it down minus a sentence or two) I also have a dance, if you can call it that. It's mostly just me shaking my butt. I'm glad I'm not the only one with food songs.

Is it really or is this a sarcastic comment? I'm not really up on my turtle knowledge and am curious now.

I can't believe that there are fish in the tank with this turtle. When I had a turtle and fish tank the turtle would eat every fish we put in there. Except the baby pleko. They waited until he was fully grown and THEN tried to eat him. My parents re-homed him. And then eventually re-homed the turtles when I started…

Crap, I hate raisins. I'll be an uggo for life. How will I ever find a man??

As a graphic designer who would shell out serious money on pretty invites ( wouldn't care about my dress or the cake or whatever else, tbh)

I'm sorry to say I was this person once.

I feel for you and the girl on this one :/

oh my gosh, I need to do this, like yesterday!

No! Don't get your babies ears pierced! My mom got mine pierced maybe a week after I was born and now as an adult with full grown ears they look terrible, they aren't in the same spots on my ear, either from growing or baby me thrashing around, I don't know. But I hate it. Also they are directly in the center of my…

OH MY CLAUDE, I'm going to color correct the stupid photo in Photoshop so I can show everyone how wrong they are being and we can all move the fuck on!

All I can think about is how if she accidentally leans over too far she might burn her stomach on that iron. It's making me squeamish.

I can't stop watching this. I would for sure though fall if I tried to step up on that bench like that. How is Beyonce a real human??

I'm so sorry to hear that, I hope it gets better, sometimes friends mean well but have the worst thoughts

This makes me so sad because it's probably going to be 100% true. Those poor girls. I don't know what they promised them and I don't know what they are leaving but the situation is really so sad.

I was obsessed with campfires when I was younger. One time I convinced a group of my friends that we were going to have a campfire at recess. I convinced each friend to bring a few sticks (obviously not a bunch so we wouldn't get caught) and one girl was supposed to bring matches and I would bring a lighter in case…

WHAT!! That's the best news I've heard today!

NO, LEAVE SOFRITAS ALONE! They're delicious, you don't know their life!

pedometer maybe, never found one that is accurate enough for me though.

I never check my steps on my phone. I never remember to. I actually remember to check it on my fit bit though. And because I chevk them more often now I have doubled the amount of steps I do in a day. Plus I'm obsessed with seeing my sleep patterns in the morning. Fitbit for life and totally unapologetic.

Pennsylvania needs to get on board with this. I didn't know in other states you can drink in a movie theater. I am so missing out