It’s not chivalry, it’s basic politeness toward your partner. Shocker: I am a lady, but when I get out of a car to go somewhere with my husband, I wait for him and we go in together.

It isn’t that she is too delicate to climb the steps. It is just basic manners to wait for everyone in the party. Michelle waited for her, not out of chivalry, but kindness.

So, a few things. I’m EXP on AA (via work miles, not my own dime) which would be the same as CK for luggage.

Hey, I’m a kotaku mouth breather and I’ve been co-mingling decently on Jez. We’re not ALL bad. :P

United can suck my kosher sausage.

To me it is such a sexist vestigial remain. Like, she wasn’t elected, she isn’t getting paid for the position, but she is still expected to do a whole bunch of work because her husband is President. And people threw a shit-fit when Michelle Obama commented that there should be some kind of compensation for the First…

that thigh gap thou

He’s good looking?

Why is her steak on his fork?

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

Probably can’t afford to.

He is going to have to change his name to johnny debt.

But the hands will get MUCH larger...

Re Depp: POTC 5 is due out Memorial Day weekend and Disney cannot afford another disastrous box office return b/c of him. Lone Ranger and Alice TTLG ultimately made profits but were still big disappointments.

Am I the only one who absolutely cannot tell the difference between Maureen McCormick’s Marcia and Christine Taylor’s Marcia? I seriously don’t know if that’s from the 60's or the 90's. That’s how much those two look alike to me.

During that period in the 90's when he was really getting raked over the coals for being a bad actor, he told an interviewer that he knew he wasn’t very good, but if studios wanted to pay him millions, it seemed stupid to turn them down. Also, he gave a huge percentage of his Matrix salary to the SFX and stunt crew…

Johnny Depp looks like a gigantic shrunken head (I know what I said).

God, Johnny Depp has the same taste in art as a student in a first year art history course.

He’s such a loser.