Someone I know who gets lash extensions got sooo offended when I called them false lashes. She informed me that it was exactly the same as getting a kidney transplant, they were a part of her.

I was followed home from the park after working my dogs today. I could hear him behind me saying things like “Oh she’s a tough bitch - she bossed those dogs so good - she can boss me - look at this bitch - where’s she going” and I was trying to control my dogs and text my husband to meet me at our front gate as I…

Comment from my bestie on my outraged FB post this morning:

God the nationalism in this country is fucking ridiculous. FUCKING RIDICULOUS. And guess what? SOLDIERS AREN’T ALWAYS HEROES. Everybody can kiss my ass!

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

Nothing to add, just in awe and thinking.

‘“It’s really hard to understand how this could happen, how somebody could do that to children,” local police lieutenant Dan McGrath told the press.’

She wasn’t necessarily making that much. This is about how much money her movies bring in, not salary. Starring in superhero movies has a way of moving you up that list. With the exception of Eddie Murphy and Tom Hanks (both there due to animated films) all of the men above her have been in huge blockbuster action…

She’s the highest paid woman actor or she’s the woman with the highest box office revenue? The link goes to BOM’s list of box office gross by actor but doesn’t indicate what they were paid.

Wait, highest paid and highest grossing are different beasts.

REVIEW of Blake Lively’s new film The Shallows: “This is the most chemistry Blake Lively has had with a co-star since she stared at pictures of herself in Age of Adaline.”- Kyle Buchanan.......some get some aloe for that friggen BURN!!

This is from my Internet boyfriend Tim Simons (Jonah on Veep), making me desperately wish I could be BFFs with all these people:

I am a <Nobody and I am uncomfortable sitting in a restaurant window seat! What if I see my dogsitter?!

“Observe and replicate. The Hu-Man animal shows affection to its brood mate by clasping the extremities of the forelimb.”

I’m cringing so hard whenever I see a picture of those two - even the way they hold hands looks desperate and weirdly creepy. There’s just zero chemistry there.

That’s good. I also like Swindles and Hiddlestunt

Hello Ms. Swift! For privacy we have a lovely booth in the back for you and your party.

That’s a great idea for Myleeza (BTW, Myleeza Mingo is an awesome name), but if I were one of the Kardash*, I wouldn’t do it. Super fan-turned-employee immediately makes me think of Selena and Yolanda Saldivar.

UK borders were never opened to anyone. The UK is not part of Schengen. Anyone from the EU zone needs its passport and is controlled when entering the UK, the same way we are controlled entering the US or Canada.