That wasn’t pizza - that was Horseshit ala carte.

This right here. My dad would tell me to change the channel, and then get out of the way so he could see the TV. “You make a better door than window.” he would say.

This needs more stars.

Scenario: February 4th will be the day that the birds take REVENGE on on US Bank Stadiums killer glass. They will coordinate an assault on the glass causing the glass to shatter onto the players on the field. Tom Brady’s eyes will permanently ruined, and this will cause a Mass Sonic Vibration (MSV) in Boston from all…

I can very specifically recall PBS broadcasting an adaptation of Moll Flanders (1996?) with Alex Kingston, and in one scene she was just screwing some guy in a carriage and her boobs were popping out. As a single guy in his mid twenties, that scene was very stimulating shall we say.

You could’ve also set up a trough that had water constantly flowing water through it. The water source could be a carboy or small tank that automatically maintain the level.

More obligatory:

I am NOT going to Minnesota, nor am I one your oh so precious “beautiful people”. So I will enjoy listening to the podcast festivities in my hole while you elitist libs get to frolic with each other. /s

Was there any horse punching involved in the violence?

So I’ll be the guy that doesn’t think anybody in this is right, but neither of them is really wrong either, because no one was really harmed in this. It felt like she was just trying to get a free vacation and whined when that didn’t happen. He was harsh in the way he reacted when he could have very easily said, “No…

I’m tone deaf so I don’t really enjoy music that much. I work a 12 hour overnight shift (6p - 6a) and podcasts really keep my mind engaged while I do some of my more mindless work.

Oh, I’ve done a couple times. That was enough for me to kick my own ass enough not to do it again.

I fail to understand the hype over wireless charging. It requires my phone to maintain contact with the charger and the can’t really be used without stopping the charge. At least using wired connection for charging I can my phone in my hand and use if needed.

So, Deadspin will be hiring him promptly?

This is really about a perceived conflict of interest. I work for a multi-national corporation, and our code of conduct places a strong emphasis on avoiding the perception of any conflict. Presidents hold the highest office in the land and should (even though they don’t) display the highest integrity of any citizen or…

A situation that was not of his doing sounds like a big ol’ passive aggressive swipe at his wife.

Every time it snows on the east coast the entire country is required to freak out about it. If it were to snow 100" in the desert southwest the rest of the country would shrug its collective shoulders saying, “So what?”

This could be interesting since the Supreme Court in 2003 invalidated sodomy laws. I would hope that someone in Mississippi will challenge this so we can see what the courts say.

This right here. Just the beginning of a christian variant on sharia law. As a christian I fail to recall the lesson of Jesus imploring all of us stick our judgmental noses into other people’s bedrooms.

Thank you! Merry Christmas to you as well.