The NFL is a better place when Marshawn Lynch is there.

Police mistook Blake for someone else who, the Times reported, was “an Australian businessman who, it turned out, was not connected to the suspects or to their scheme.”

“These numbers are reminscent of Russell Westbrook’s horrifying gourth quarters against the Thunder, only with less scoring.”

With the Sophie Turner thing it’s quite clearly “motherfucker” (otherwise she’s pronouncing the g in the N word several times), it’s just the shit gym music drowns out the “mother” sylabble.

A tattoo of a motorcycle? That Brad is so practical: It’s two mid-life crisis buys in one!

The New York Times reported on Monday Police Chief John Haber admitted that video footage from body cameras revealed that the car had actually been pulling away away from police when shots were fired.

Waiting for those assholes who were just sooo sure the cops were telling the truth, who claimed that OF COURSE these Black teenagers were drunk and breaking the law and tried to run the cops over. OF COURSE this cop wasn’t lying. If these kids weren’t doing anything wrong, they wouldn’t have been shot. Because the…

You know what the crazy thing is? He’s old. This is his 14th season in the league, and he’s played another 2 1/2 seasons worth of playoff games. And he’s played a ton of minutes, spent three other summers on the Olympic team, and he’s still looking like he’s going to dominate the conference. You’re supposed to slow…

Seemingly every year, the NBA Playoffs prove that the regular season is too long by half.

This guy has an estimated net worth of around $50,000,000 and he thinks he already has brain damage from his job but thinks he just has to accept it instead of retiring.

I have never played football beyond the high school level, and I walk into grocery stores and can’t remember what I needed to get.

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

Maybe they could make up at a bar and Patrick can offer to buy Russell and his crew a round. Not a second round, though.

Cam Newton took a team to the Super Bowl with Ted Fucking Ginn as his WR1. That shouldn’t get you the MVP that should get you canonized.

Watch them win the Premier League next season and then fire their manager 9 months later.

Eli’s just upset these messages were intercepted, but really he shouldn’t be surprised.

Dudes, you can clearly see Harden pinch him. Now, I hate Draymond, but that was justified.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.