I wish they had gotten mid-2000s Dave Chappelle up there. He would have lit into that audience like they never saw coming. Chris Rock is great, still funny and smart as always, but has been a little too Hollywood-ized for me.

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

what if...I was realized that and I was talking to other commenters to facilitate discussion in what is always an echo chamber anyway? And what if I said outright I wasn’t referring to Stassa or criticizing her at all?

Answer to the question: however the fuck she wants. The question is insulting (not that I’m pointing fingers at Stassa, just, you know, at the entire culture of this debate).

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

I’m not really sure it’s fundamentally different than politicians hiring their longtime college friends to be their chiefs of staff or whatever.

Does anyone else think there is something fundamentally weird in this day and age about continuing to give an elected official’s spouse any kind of power to lead and execute government projects? Like, I didn’t vote for Chirlane McCray. I might have, if she’d run, but she didn’t. I voted for Christine Quinn, who is the…

This is Bill Bradley’s best chance.

So, how long until the American election system is just a series of one-on-one basketball games?

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

I like this woman’s approach; if they want Big Government sticking its nose where it doesn’t belong, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If they’re gonna govern by Sharia, let’s be equally absurd and draconian for both sexes.

This is a well-written, thought-provoking article.

Pretty horrible, but sums up what many Hilary supporters believe. Somehow because I’m a woman I should be voting for Hilary because she’s one as well. Or I’m sexist because I don’t vote for Hilary. Everyone wants to talk about BernieBros, but Clinton supporters are just as bad (if not worse) when it comes to these…

Her family name is the bane of their existence, but if the republicans had to choose one set of policies from the two, it would be Hillary without a doubt.

Undecided voter here who is trying hard not to get involved with internecine Democratic turf wars, but-

Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

So, basically, it’s like everytime you try to have a faculty meeting. Everyone is never free on the same night.

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

Yes, I grew up in Northern California and except for the very small schools, each school had a nurse that was there pretty much every day. It was her job to review vaccination records, check our vision, manage head lice outbreaks, instruct kids in brushing teeth, washing hands, covering coughs, and about health. She’d…

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