I’m giving you a star and then slowly backing away

“Also, my landlord sold that damn Honda.”

Doesn’t want: A beater that is about to fall apart

Any car with those damn yellow plates

Sometimes the stresses of life overpower a person’s normal thought process. A earlier fight with a spouse, your kid getting in trouble at school, contemplation of the chemical composition of those snowflake things in the alternative university in Stranger Things...

Pretty sure this isn’t how direct injection works

Ford dealership don’t offer WiFi nor free espresso.

That sounds nothing compared to what I imagined. It’s not like the parachute only deploys if you solve the problem...

ND V8 Monster Miata.

Very over aggressive?? As in Mr. Classless, Michael Bennett, trying to take out the knees of a Jags player? Is that what you’re referring too? Also, spare us non 12's your ‘non-call’ outrage. The Seahawks have had more of those calls go in their favor for 4 lifetimes.

I am literally basking in this comment right now.

Jesus go cry in your shitty Buick or whatever.

The system should be better. But, remember this vet admitted to “bad decisions”.

A thing you love about a place doesn’t have to be unique to that place. One can like that people were generous without claiming it hasn’t happened anywhere else. “Irregardless” (the commenter) is celebrating news of people in the US doing something generous instead of the endless terrible news of selfishness that has…

I dunno, seems pretty rude of her to step on Lennay Kekua while she’s down.

This is the same technique used to ‘walk’ across the stomach of your 5 year-old when they’re laying on the ground. Although not as high...

There it is. The dumbest thing I’ve read all day...

I mean, if I were the cop, I would have shot it. Then thrown the deer in the bed and hauled ass to a butcher.

Maybe the wheels were just sick of being on a PT Loser and ran away?