It happens to me in northern NJ all the time as well. I leave at 7:30 every day and sometimes I am 30 mins early and others I am 40 mins late. If one person does something stupid in the 15 miles to work, everything is fucked.

You make $336,000 a year?! Holy shit you’re not a lowly grunt.

Here is former Birmingham Mayor Bell with a llama.

Yes, yes it is

We had ground forces in Bosnia as part of Task Force Eagle. Clinton sent them in in ‘95. We were in Iraq in both ‘90 & ‘03 (Persian Gulf War & Iraqi Freedom) and Afghanistan in 2011. At minimum it’s 16 years, max 21. It is certainly within the realm of possibility. And even if it was on flying missions they can…

I hope you’re not the owner of the truck in the picture because the Honda’s insurance company is going to have a field day.

My monitor is now covered in coffee

Ugh, I work in that picture

I owned an ‘89 white non-turbo targa. I loved it. It has terrible over-heating issues that I later found out was common and not overly expensive to fix. I regret getting rid of it.

I had a CRX that relocated the battery to the gutted back hatch. When a cop came up to the window and asked me what it was - really? - I explained that it was the battery. I don’t know why that had to be explained. He looks at me and, completely serious, says to me it’s nitrous.

Serious question, do they not have FUCKING LANDSCAPE in Brazil?!

You don’t tip the attendants unless they do your windshield or something. And I’ve seen that happen maybe ten times in the 20 years I’ve lived here. I don’t think I’ve ever tipped an attendant. They also don’t care if you pump the gas yourself. I’ve had more say thanks than anything.

I pump my gas all the time. No one cares. It’s nice to have the option of pumping or not at most gas stations. It really pays off in the winter.

I owned a ‘94 Prelude. They are some of the most comfortable seats I’ve owned.

I believe they are both “republican.” The Ad Council thing Cena did is great, but I wouldn’t take that as proof positive he is a Democrat. He was on Hannity a while ago and agreed that if Obama’s aunt (?) is in the us illegally she should be deported. And we generally accept Johnson to also be Republican. If they…

Ran when parked.

Our property taxes are about 9k a year. Suffice it to say I will be moving south when I finally retire.

+1 broken axle

I actually think it would be pretty cool. Welcome to suburban New Jersey!

The Avalon is great until someone actually mistakes you for an Uber driver and tries to get in. That may blow his cover.