Maybe the car salesman is a creep - hard to imagine - and was swiping through pics on the guys phone to see if there was anything good. He sees the nude and sends it to his swinger email address. I see it as an entirely plausible scenario.

Wait, your bacon lasts long enough to make it to a sandwich? You’re doing something wrong.

Sans the IG pictures, that’s me. I’m leaving now.

It all depends on your record, compared to the other three teams in your division, after 16 games. There have been teams that went 7-9 that have gone into the post-season.

For illustration, here is their shared driveway. The first house is the neighbor’s. The one in back is Williams’.

And tomatoes. You forgot the tomatoes.

As well as life and everything.

Isn’t the answer always:

Commanche

The levitating is pretty cool though

Keys, two phones (one for work), wallet, sunglasses/reading glasses (they get switched), stuffed puppy/whatever my kids bring that they realize they do not want after travelling 10 ft into wherever we are going. Cargo shorts rock even for short trips out because I do not put anything in my back pockets if I can avoid…

Gotta go with the Commanche.

I regret that I have but one star to give.

I read this in a Yoda voice.

Let’s be honest. You would probably have an erection the entire time, so it’s not really necessary.

I had a ‘93 SI. Different generation but I love both. Was one of the most fun cars I owned.

Did they try restarting the computer?

Any comment with a LAN party gets a star from me.

And now my shitty day is complete.

Wait, a certified cop speedo starts a 10 mph? That sounds about right.