I am really struggling with what is going on with these Jezebel writers lately. They are just shitting on people for ridiculous reasons, blatantly missing the point, and from the comments it’s more than obvious that they are entirely out of touch with their audience. The fact that they’ve *more than once* mocked…

This whole thing makes me glad I got my dog because otherwise I'd be going stir crazy. At least my dog will come in and sit on my feet and gets me walking. 

I try to have empathy for people home with families and kids... but as someone working from home, alone all day in a small condo, never seeing anyone and working in the energy sector so having absolutely no leeway for a breakdown/loss of productivity (“they” say there is, but anyone who’s lived through a oil price or…

My wife is a nurse in the Seattle-area. The hospitals are slammed. ER and ICU already overflowing. No N95 masks, low on everything else (basic surgical masks, gloves, etc).

I mean, she’s practically begging for it.

She never should have put herself in the position to be criticized. 

And I’m not here to dispute that. But putting out a call for nasty information on one specific candidate is still gross and questionable. 

I was never a fan of ghost stories. I don’t go to haunted houses and I don’t watch scary movies. As a kid I was afraid of everything from fireworks to mountains to school buses to the moon. Simply put, I’m a fearful person, but as a writer and someone who is decently sensitive to and interested in people and their…

The House on Sue

Cottage Visit

So I don’t believe in ghosts. But apparently I was haunted by a particularly scary one for 3 nights.

I was on a vacation staying at a house my friend was living in, playing Xbox games until 2 in the morning and generally just goofing off.

The first night I awoke in a panic. A man was standing at the end of my bed. And…

So it’s 7:15 p.m. Pacific Time on 10/25/19. Either I’ve got a few hours left or I’ll be the first post for 2020.

Invitation: Ghost Orgy

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The Ghostest Generation

(Not a native English speaker, sorry.)

I grew up in a small historic town in New Jersey and have a couple ghost stories, but this is the one I’m going to share: In high school and college I worked at a restaurant that was originally an old inn from the 1700s. One Sunday afternoon, I picked up the phone at the hostess station and had a chilling conversation…