Tiffany Haddish’s dress reminds me of the parachute we played with in elementary school gym class. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing.

Listen, I sometimes watch the re-runs of this show when it comes on USA and there is nothing else on (so I’m an expert), and I’ll bet all the money in my wallet (that is, by the way, very little money) that they’re going to kill the adult children’s mother and by “significant” they mean will have a lasting impression…

I feel like these guys are hoping for forgiveness (or maybe just... forget-ness?), but they’re skipping the steps where you really work to acknowledge, not minimize, the harm you did, AND you take steps to make things right. Forgiveness shouldn’t automatically happen because time passes, and victims don’t owe it to…

Priyanka and Nick remind me of Cece and Schmidt on New Girl. 

All she did - literally all she did - was sign a licensing royalty contract with Colourpop for a tube of lip gloss, after getting surgery to enhance her lips, and imply the kits were responsible. That’s it!She signed her name to the makeup they already produced. That’s the extent of her involvement.

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.

Can you.

I got like a week’s worth of schadenfreude from this. I was grinning so hard when I heard this on the news this morning that my son asked my “what? what’s so funny?” and I really didn’t want to answer “I am thoroughly enjoying another man’s pain and embarrassment.” Not the life lesson I’m trying to teach him.

An apologia for a child murderer.

The body, having literally birthed a child, needs time to bounce back. Wong is upfront about things like having a nanny and says her ability to maintain a work-life balance is because of this—just one fact of life she wishes more famous mothers were frank about. “It’s unfair to the hard-core stay-at-home moms to…

“...Fuck that noise. Her skills as a wife and mother weren’t being discussed.” Yes, as if it would be ok to comment on the cosmetics an unmarried non-mother uses? Seriously, this whole thing has me scratching my head. PS-I thought both jokes were funny, and Michelle could have gone a lot further!!!

“Watching a wife and mother be humiliated on national television for her looks is deplorable ... All women have a duty to unite when these attacks happen and the WHCA owes Sarah an apology.”

The worst one was Andrea Mitchell.

If the Today Show were smart they’d sack Kelly and give her slot and money to Curry.

Great job, CNN, just allowing her bald-faced lie to go unchallenged in your goddamn census tweet.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

The more time passes, the more I begin to wonder if, as a species or a culture, we are mature or intelligent enough for what the internet allows us to do.

And adult hypocrisy knows no bounds, apparently... >_>

The ex wife of Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots) spoke up when he died to say - Let’s not pretend he was a great person now. He did a lot of bad things. And I’m sure her perspective is skewed, but I prefer this as opposed to deeming a person a saint just because they died. No need to ram it down everyone’s throat,…

Because different people see value in different things. In a similar vein, why spend money on a honeymoon that’s going to be over in a couple weeks, when you can put that money towards something even more practical? We’ve all got one life to live, we might as well enjoy it while we can. If skipping a big wedding…