I am happy he has found love again. I will also say, men seem to move on way faster than women. It’s like they can’t stand to be alone. Especially if they have kids. When my dad died suddenly when I was eight, it was years before my mother (age 29) was ready to date again. I see guys engaged within a year of losing a…

I really miss Obama and how much dignity and grace he and Michelle had when they were insulted. Frankly, they had some horrific and awful things said about them.

Pretty sure the human trafficking stats remain high in the countries that manufacture her shitty clothes.

Lets please open this thread up for more ghost stories... PLEASE. I love reading all of them.

Is there a single picture of McConell where he doesn’t look like a geriatric sea-turtle struggling to hold in a fart?

I understand voters who want an outsider who “can shake up the system”.

Is anyone actually surprised? Betsy Devos is the prototypical church bitch. All we can do is expose and try to embarrass bigots like her, the way Rep. Katherine Clark did.
 

I shared this last week, but I finally decided to go to law school, got a scholarship, committed to a school, and was pretty nerve-wracked about it. I haven’t told many people yet, just close family.

Someone “stealing” Mayer is like someone stealing your Taco Bell. Let them get the explosive diarrhea and be glad you dodged that bullet.

Friendly English Lit reminder: the point of this quote is not that Juliet is wondering where Romeo is. Rather, the “wherefore art thou” is meant as “WHY are you Romeo Montague,” as in, “I really wish you were from literally any other family.”

Megyn Kelly is to Fox like Ivanka is to her father’s administration.

“Caitlyn also claims she believes Robert represented Simpson because he was jealous that Kris married Bruce. “I wonder if it was his way of saying to her what I think she was saying to him when she married me: a big f—k you,” 

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

I imagine that when you belong to the kind of shallow, narcissistic world that the Kardashian clan has built for themselves then the smallest bit of criticism must be really hard to take.

I spent 13 years on active duty (2x Iraq, 1x Afghanistan), and got out last year. Seeing pictures of Fifth Avenue fuckwits like this playing war tourist eliminates any regret I have about not staying in longer - and makes me feel awful for my friends still in.

Why do we think Rachel was boring?

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

I can only wish for such arrogance.

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

This is why I hate the idea of running the government like a business. Businesses only care about what’s best for those of us who will remain (and own shares). The US couldn’t just unload an underperforming state to another nation. The US can’t ‘downsize’.