Because he is every random dude out there but got lucky and made a movie?

It’s been interesting watching Twitter after the press conference. All the reporters are talking about the Russia Hacks or the fainting episode or anything but the two solid minutes where Obama lambasted them for running with the hacked email narrative for 6 months then wondering why it was such a big deal.

I’m always saying this, but one of the really hard things about being a parent is knowing that there are men out there who want to do this to a child. Like that’s their greatest desire. My daughter is now 11 so it’s still bad, but when she and her brother a little younger I would just start to lose my shit in Target…

I’m actually convinced that Tiffy Trump and Cat Marnell are the same person.

Why do I get the strange feeling that Tiffany Trump did not vote for dear ol’ orange dad?

Well, I can take joy in the pain of people who are regretting their votes because Donald is not building a wall/prosecuting Clinton. I really don’t have a lot of sympathy for those ones.

Perfectly coiffed hair? Girl, I guess.

As someone who has read her book it’s more like years of indoctrination and damaging emotional abuse that started when she was a teen. So try again.

Relatedly, can someone in the Obama administration destroy the records on all the undocumented folks who have DACA, and then Obama can promptly pardon that person for destroying government property?

That was maybe the single smartest thing the NYC government has done in awhile.

Seriously, him saying he would destroy the records before giving them to a deportation task force made me reel. we need more people talking like this.

I hope Chuck Schumer is ready. He’s going to be the most powerful Democrat left in our government after the inauguration.

Harry Reid seems so milquetoast, and then when you least expected it he came out swinging.

I actually think this, too (not that President Pence is any consolation). Trump has never really worked a day in his life, and now he’s stepping into the most labor-intensive job on the planet. It takes a toll on someone who is both intelligent and physically fit. He has admitted that he doesn’t read. The president…

My new mantra is that he can’t possibly go 4 years without fucking up and getting impeached. Although I’m sure his replacement would be almost as bad so it’s cold comfort at best.

Get ready for the most secretive, paranoid White House since Nixon.

I miss Michelle already. This GIF is making me melancholy.

we’re going to call you on it. Everyone sees what you’re doing, People, and history will not forgive you for it.

Omg, yes fuck you Susan Sarandon. I hope you enjoy clinging to your ideological purity while Trump guts this country and drags us back to 1851 or whenever he believes America was great before.

My dumbass cousin voted for Gary Johnson in OHIO and then posted on Instagram this morning hysterical about how the country could elect Trump.