newestjezzieontheblock
honest eds sucked anyway
newestjezzieontheblock

There is nothing like a break up, romantic or otherwise, to teach you everything you ever needed to know about managing what you see on social media and what other people see of you. Let me know if you want to figure out to remove someone who is already following you on Instagram, or how to block someone on Twitter. I

Jeez, the guys who calls the woman "mercurial" is a laugh as they go from, "HEY SEXY" to "FUCK YOU BITCH."

Meh, I could Google many things, and don't. Sometimes I prefer other people to do it for me. TOTALLY understandable. (Completely serious, not sarcastic.) (I feel like everything I write and say lately is coming off as sarcastic and it's starting to worry me. Like, what if I'm secretly this horribly sarcastic person

I might be alone with this thought, but "wild" and "wilder" seem like trivializing adjectives to describe a murder-suicide.

"Usher understood the nuances [that were so unsubtle that I literally had a cord hanging out of my womb] at first glance."

It's piggybacking because it's a bunch of white people using this opportunity to discuss their own white privilege.

I don't know why I read that as "I had my son at an airbnb," which actually seems like it could be a great idea.

So glad his two coworkers told once they knew it was verified...good for them!

Occasionally my host would stand in the doorway of his office when no one was around and slowly undo his shirt by two or three buttons while staring at me, grinning.

I wish I had a better pic. My 5 dollar thrift store ugly sweater. There is a big ass jingle bell on the zipper.

*He didn't stop eating meat until his parents specifically told him at the dinner table that he was eating Buster*

Look, if it's a troll, it's a very well disguised one. The OP obviously has some misconceptions about rape. They asked questions. I answered. Plus, this one's a pretty good summary of all the victim blaming down in the comments. That's why I chose to respond to it. Now, at the top is a bunch of reasons to blame the

Dude, you BROUGHT LIFE INTO THIS WORLD. Not a horror story, an AMAZING story.

Jeez, Dad, step it up. You started this, you can help finish it.

This year is the very worst. I have been run out of Ferguson because my house is right next to the fires. I am crashing on an air mattress three hours away with my two dogs at my mother's house, a woman I try to limit my encounters with to twice a year at best for various reasons. Some highlights from yours truly, the

Ha, I have the same family. The types who blame feminazis for the breakdown of society, who are staunchly anti-abortion but pro-death penalty, and who think Obummer is trying to take all their guns and bibles and jobs and give them to his Muslim buddies.

And to specify that there is a *selection of cheeses*. He could've just said cheese, which would cover any number of varieties, but he lets her know he is offering her much, much more.

Yep. It shaped my childhood. My parents weren't over-protective just because.

"Point/Laughing room only."