“There are very few brilliant people in the world.” = wrong. That’s something some people tell themselves to make themselves feel better or justify their actions. There are many, many brilliant people in the world - many of whom will never have the privilege to go to college and become scientists. What there are few…

Uh, that would take me about 2 hours. Have you seen carseats these days?! (Kidding, mostly. I just struggle with these things)

United is being called out for some egregious shit these days (kicking a sleeping toddler off bc he was crying in the minutes before takeoff, then telling mom she had to buckle him into the seat with her (wrong!); being racist scumbags in this story (and giving false, prejudiced info on beverages FFS). Are they also…

MEGYN KELLY DRINKING GAME. you are a genius.

Roy Davis, who killed a Woodlawn teen last seen in her car 6 months prior to Hae’s disappearance but wasn’t caught until after Adnan was convicted. Look it up, sheeple!

“if you’re okay with the potato quality”. Omg. Mark. Maybe you did this on purpose. Maybe not. Either way, perfect.

Like, a lot. What was it too small for? Was it ontologically too small?

Ugh you know, we did this too and several people turned us down? In English AND French?

I can hear the creaking of the swing.

Now is the time. In a few weeks there will be some other crisis in his life to prevent you from leaving. He can sense it’s coming. Good luck, break ups are so damn hard.

It sounds like your doubts are really about yourself: your ability to choose a good mate, to be in a good relationship. For that, I prescribe therapy and meditation. Especially the meditation. It’s much cheaper and we’re usually smart enough to figure ourselves out when we sit down to really see what’s there. Good…

JUSTICE PORN!!

Oh, so this is one of those mommy-aimed pieces of media where it reels you in with some vaguely insulting or inaccurate statement like “Breast Milk is the Same as Formula” only to piggyback on the surprise (masquerading as emotion) of a REAL INSPIRATIONAL TRUTH: LOVE YOURSELF LIKE YOUR BABY DOES I MEANT ‘BREASTMILK…

THIS. If you didn’t wear something fabulous and gift it to her right off your back, you missed the opportunity of a lifetime.

There are a few strange racist images in the movie too - interior design objects like a painting of a black man depicted as a monkey(? It was hard to really make it out, maybe it was a monkey highly anthropomorphized and, uh, coincidentally dark-skinned) and one of those statues of a young dark-skinned boy doing…

That sucks, but you’re badass for having gone alone. And as a teenager! So many people can’t go to anything alone.

I’m so happy you survived.

Tracy, I only know people like me when they make fun of me. I fucking love it, because it feels like they are comfortable with me, and that I’m close enough to be trusted. Don’t ever stop making fun!

They would have to open special police stations to handle the caseload. Staffed with trained professionals and investigators. I like this idea.

all I want to say is: it took me 3+ minutes to figure out that it wasn't a skunk nosing a beer can in the cover photo. Oh and also, frats suck