It’s probably bad that when I first saw this picture, my immediate reaction was, “Michael Keaton!”

What the hell does your age have to do with loving cake? You’ll take my birthday cake out of my cold dead hands on my 101st birthday, when I die fighting some other bitch at the rest home for the corner piece, because that’s where all the icing’s at. THREE SURFACES OF FROSTING.

Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker ...

The Trumple with Tribbles?

You should see it. It deals with exactly the things you bring up, and it’s a lot of fun. I went in with really low expectations because of what I saw online, and ended up having a great time. I understand why Cameron loved it and said it was the true sequel to Judgement Day. Arnold especially is worth it. I hope it…

I’d never seen a Mad Max movie in my life; when the franchise was described to me, it sounded unbelievably dumb. I had no hype, no interest whatsoever in a Mad Max sequel. And Fury Road might be my favorite movie of all time. So, uh ... there’s definitely also something to be said for a talented guy with a passion,…

Common can get it.

Except that the man in the song is from Brussels.

It sucks because it is the best website ever! Although honestly? The other reason I spend more time on Jezebel, besides how Jezebel updates more often and doesn’t crash my computer, is that the Toast commenters intimidate me. They have all read every book ever written. They never misspell anything. They know how to do…

I too had been thinking / hoping when the other female execs at McCann seemed to have it out for Peggy that Peggy and Joan would team up. They’re still looking out for one another, I imagine. But Peggy is so good at what she does, and if you think back to when Don asked her what she saw for her future: Peggy wants to…

I didn’t think Peggy rejected Joan’s offer because of Stan. I think she rejected the offer because, yes, she would have been a partner, but she would have been working on internal corporate videos. When Joan floated the offer, I was like: hell, no! Peggy has a much bigger creative vision and would have been selling…

chicken, white rice, pinto beans, guac, guac, guac.

You're the one that seems upset. Do you assume that every person who disagrees with you is white? We're talking of his mother's death, no? I was not calling the 'George Bush doesn't..' Kanye insane, it was before his mother's death. He admitted to indulging in too much drink, and every few months, he'd get into brawls…

"Grandpa," the young boy asked, his vision caught by one of the faded magazine covers in the abandoned supermarket , "Who were the Kardashians?"

Why do I have the suspicion that he is going to be even more insufferable as a dad? He's going to try to be like this "every man" who can relate to the worker bees because he has a kid? And post abt his kid all the time while begging for privacy for her. Ugh.

If absolutely no guy ever thinks you like him, what that really means is you're ugly, yes? (Because he doesn't like you, and thus isn't jonesing to either lay you or win your hand.)

"I am not now to learn,'' replied Mr. Collins, with a formal wave of the hand, "that it is usual with young ladies to reject the addresses of the man whom they secretly mean to accept, when he first applies for their favour; and that sometimes the refusal is repeated a second or even a third time. I am therefore by…

The first 2/3rds of Snowpiercer are good. The final act is garbage. Usually Ed Harris showing up in a movie improves everything by like 10%, not here man, not here.

Trypophobia FTW

I think you mean Interstellar...?