She was just LARPing her favorite Adrian Mole Diary entry!

POINTING your honour!!!111!1!1!!

Heels are from Hell,

Are you kidding. That is such an obvious nose job...

I may be giving the landlord too much credit but I think at that point she wanted to list every God damned thing she could think of because she was so furious. I have a habit of doing that when I reach my wits end and just want to win the argument.

I know, right? It's not OUR fault we tore the place apart. SHE should have known better than to rent to us.

Team Landlord.

OMG, how cute. They totes thought we'd think the letter was overkill too.

Skinny people poop is REAL POOP TOO. Why are you skinny-shaming Erin? I can't help it if I naturally produce weight loss-producing excrement.

And yet articles on makeup elicit cries of "I love make up and don't judge me for wearing it!" I get tired of trying to talk about how wearing makeup effects the beauty expectations of makeup and disadvantages women who do not wear it.

Finally, real hope for Men's Rights Advocates.

"She also masturbates and lumbers toward adults males "rear end first" (quick, ladies, file this away as a good meet-cute tip). Mei Xiang is in charge of her sexuality. But poor bewildered Tian Tian doesn't know what to do with himself."

If people only knew of how many healthy, TOTALLY adoptable dogs are put down each year. Volunteer at an animal control facility and you'll get the picture. Most volunteers don't last long. Most staff don't last long. I did six years before I couldn't take it anymore. I adore my dogs (all rescues from animal…

Oh! They meant libraries as depicted by the teevee. Because the best fictional libraries that immediately jump to my mind are in Umberto Eco's "The Name of the Rose" and Susanna Clark's "Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell."

She's watched a lot of crime shows, though, so she's clearly credentialed to back-seat solve and comment on this case. /endsarcasm.

Bones, dude.

We need bones.

Also, because while what we *call* dragons exist in mythologies, what those dragons are is variant to the point of incoherency. Some have wings, some don't. Some have lairs, some don't. Some are giant serpents, some are not.

Given the worldwide distribution of fossils, I'm willing to bet that skeletons belonging to beasties like this: