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Major Upset

Michelle is a stone fox.

He said “we paid for you” and also didn’t respond to her “stop” and “no.” Maybe it sounds very radical fem but camera lens can be male gazey and with the non consent here this feels kind of rapey (no, that doesn’t undermine actual rape...this is a different degree but in my understanding there is a spectrum of

no it’s America and we paid for you

Dude, you paid for a movie ticket/cable and received a movie/tv show. End of contract.

“I have been physically abused, and I believe all of this is emotional abuse. Ariel should ask herself, ‘has Ariel ever raised a hand to her mother? Has Ariel ever done anything she’s ashamed of to her mother?’”

What a piece of work.

“I have been physically abused, and I believe all of this is emotional abuse. Ariel should ask herself, ‘has Ariel ever raised a hand to her mother? Has Ariel ever done anything she’s ashamed of to her mother?’”

I'm with you, I was hoping for a sad Keanu sitting on a bench alone situation.

That’s not Christianity. That’s using Christianity and god as an excuse to be an oppressive misogynst asshole. And I say that as an atheist. This is not how I see the Christians in my life living.

That tie... is this a 50 Shades of Grey rip-off?

It's shit like this that leads Kirk to eating Subway alone on his birthday.

Pretty sure Bernie has plenty of money:

Yeah, that’s exactly what she said...

Beyonce superfans frighten me. That’s a level of crazy no one should have to deal with.

I know I will get shot down for this, but here it goes:

I haven’t seen Lemonade yet, but it doesn’t seem to me that anyone would know who Rachel Roy was or suspect that she is Becky without this dumb fucking Instagram post. She didn’t think that through. Like yeah, maybe that line was petty lol, but again, how would anyone but Bey and Jay Z know? Probably Solange. Maybe