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I spent my teen years in the 80s (turned 13 in 1984), and I’m pretty certain I had a shirt just like that. And I never went full on gravity-defying hair. Maybe (like me) Jean couldn’t afford to buy a can of hairspray every week?

“I want to make it fun, joyful, and funny.”

“I have been physically abused, and I believe all of this is emotional abuse. Ariel should ask herself, ‘has Ariel ever raised a hand to her mother? Has Ariel ever done anything she’s ashamed of to her mother?’”

What a piece of work.

“I have been physically abused, and I believe all of this is emotional abuse. Ariel should ask herself, ‘has Ariel ever raised a hand to her mother? Has Ariel ever done anything she’s ashamed of to her mother?’”

I'm with you, I was hoping for a sad Keanu sitting on a bench alone situation.

That’s not Christianity. That’s using Christianity and god as an excuse to be an oppressive misogynst asshole. And I say that as an atheist. This is not how I see the Christians in my life living.

That tie... is this a 50 Shades of Grey rip-off?

It's shit like this that leads Kirk to eating Subway alone on his birthday.

Pretty sure Bernie has plenty of money:

Yeah, that’s exactly what she said...

Apparently, to some there is a fine line between “daredevil” and “complete moron”.

I think it tells us something important, though. Melisandre has been doing what she does for a very, very, very long time. So for her to face a crisis of faith now, after all that time presumably having it continue unshaken, is that much more significant.

It's TV-MA. You knew the risks

Beyonce superfans frighten me. That’s a level of crazy no one should have to deal with.

I know I will get shot down for this, but here it goes:

I haven’t seen Lemonade yet, but it doesn’t seem to me that anyone would know who Rachel Roy was or suspect that she is Becky without this dumb fucking Instagram post. She didn’t think that through. Like yeah, maybe that line was petty lol, but again, how would anyone but Bey and Jay Z know? Probably Solange. Maybe