Nah, you’re still part of the contract. I’m friends with the family of one of last season’s top 10. They’re fighting really hard to get him out of that.

Gordie Howl

Jonathan Stoews

You know, I did an image search, trying to find a dog in a wild, garish suit, so I could say something stupid like "Dog Cherry agrees!". But then I found this, and now I don't feel well. About dog hockey....the internet.....joy and happiness.....fuck, about anything at all, really...

Alex Ovfetchkin

Nicklas Barkstrom?

Bark Messier

I said this above, but I don't understand. Is Calvin really a racially ambiguous name? Both Adam and Calvin seem equally nondescript. I might actually argue that Adam is more ambiguous because it's such a common name.

Damn it. I was watching Vanderpump Rules (reunion part 3 of 3).

UNC players should look at the bright side. It’s not like they have to get back to class this week.

The Weeknd’s loser third cousin The Weekdy

Also his name is Adam and he changed it to Calvin because he thought it sounded more racially ambiguous.

Is this surprising? These people are more entertainer than they are musician or artist. They aren’t about creating something amazing, but rather something you can dance or party to.

Dolly deserves better than this! And certainly better than being stood next to that fashion atrocity.

Old Kylie is unimpressed by new Kylie.

I say I is offended too.

Yikes! Being pulled over by myself at night is my number one nightmare situation with a cop. You’re completely at their mercy.

I think it’s more likely that this is a rapist cop who used a false name than a non-cop rapist who managed to steal or make a police cruiser and uniform.

I’m calling Bullshit. There’s no fucking chance somebody is signing up to have sex with Kirstie Allie.