I fear it will be just that.

Yowza

If he had just stuck with something simple like “I make enough money that I am comfortable and can really treat my friends”

It’s so small he must be gay! Or something?

So there I was sitting in traffic wondering whether to get an abortion or get a manicure. Then I saw this license plate. Totally changed my mind. Thanks, judgy plate. My nails look great now.

Why? Just...why? I find her tedious. Does she really sell that many lady mags? Still?

The movies she’s gotten acclaim for — The Good Girl and Cake — seem to be notable for the fact that Jennifer doesn’t (appear) to wear makeup in them and is dressed down.

I’m kinda suspect about her sincerity over feeling even slight shame. I mean, the whole thing is so self-deprecating it makes me want to vomit. Not an Aniston fan.

From all accounts, Jennifer is a perfectly lovely person and a pleasure to work with. But, look, she is a limited actress.

Looks like she’s introducing a : Suburban Falconer - Lingerie Line.

I’d assume after 18 years together, she gave no fucks. I wonder what changed.

Which would be part of the NHL’s investigation, but i’m almost certain the NHL would go well beyond the pale when it comes to investigating this case since it can be argued Kane is not just the face of the most successful franchise in the NHL but the face of the NHL itself.

I’ll give it three months. This dude knows exactly what he’s getting out of this, though: his name in the tabloids and a bit of second-hand notoriety.

Their interactions make me cringe. It’s like he’s scolding his teenage daughter. Her personality seems contradictory - on the one hand she’s all “pussy and cunty power!” and on the other hand she is “happily married” to man who literally shushes her in public.

They’ve got a daddy/mischievous-teen-daughter dynamic that’s not easy to watch (though I have to say, it seems to work fine for them).

That was unnecessary and kind of mean.

I love Erika so damn much.

Pros: This does look like he spent a lot of money on it/it’s well-made.

It’s twice now that Tom has told Erika to shut up, right?