Yeah, but he hashtagged it with #NeverForget. That makes it ok.

The idea that the caffeine in coffee dehydrates you more than the water in it hydrates you is a nonsense urban legend. I’m pretty sure it’s running around like a fucking maniac for 38 minutes that’s doing the dehydrating.

Someone please photoshop the picture up top to show Delly in an advertisement for the newest coaster at Cedar Point.

This....explains a lot.

He must’ve been drinking some coarse grinds to get all that grit

Just a hunch that Ben Bishop has also been drinking an awful lot of coffee before big games.

That’s like saying you had sex when really all you got was a hand job from a meth addict in exchange for a half-punched SubWay Sub Club card.

I’ve always wondered if they can really charge you with robbery if you ask for money without making any threats and they just give it to you. Don’t say, “this is a robbery,” or anything like that, just, “may I please have all of your $50s and $100s,” and then thank them and walk away no matter if they gave you the…

So....over here (http://internet.gawker.com/redditors-stag…) a Gawker Media site is railing on Reddit as horrible. But then this article isn’t just the usual “saw it on Reddit first” which of course happens to all of u, but is literally just a re-packaging of Reddit unique content. I don’t usually care much about the…

This war on words has got to stop. They are just words. No matter what the media tells you, words cannot physically hurt you. the real problem is actions, for some reason in this country we are trying to move in a direction where saying something is worse than doing something. reacting in a physical manner is somehow…

Here are some reasons it’s a big deal:

“Its judges like these that should be taken out back and shot,” wrote Agammamon. “Why waste ammunition? Wood chippers get the message across clearly. Especially if you feed them in feet first,” responded croaker. “I hope there is a special place in hell reserved for that horrible woman,” commented Rhywun. “I’d prefer…

Costas is right—-it is a cynical exploitation/tabloid play, calculated to get the speech shared on BuzzFeed and Facebook and Twitter and Gawker Media’s array of sites. PR’s doing its job.

ESPN has used the “Arthur Ashe Award” effectively twice. Once for Jim Valvano, once for Stuart Scott. Market’s just a little tight…

Dear world,

I like how you worked in the pink eye joke we were all trying to make.

They got some ESPN award for “Best Snowboard music” or something. It may have been like a “ESPN X-Treme sports award, presented by Surge” or something but it was on ESPN and is virtually identical in my mind.

Since this ‘cast is all language-chat now, as a Russian speaker, allow me to correct something. The word you guys were looking at was “блядь”, pronounced “blyad” (hard “y”), which does indeed mean “whore.” However, Russian also has the slang term “блат”, pronounced “blaht”, which means, roughly, “illicit”, or “under…

All except for the Billboard music awards and the teen choice awards.

Wait, are you suggesting that some award shows carry no significance and are merely vehicles for the field involved to fellate themselves?