Then pees in a corner, in the cup, again.

And some enterprising craft brewer is going to begin selling Pine Tar Porter in 3, 2, 1…

I was sitting two rows behind this, you can see my fleece in the video. It was amazing. It just landed in the cup and spun around like a golf ball. And then she slammed the beer. Another special Wrigley Moment™.

Weird to see someone become the coolest right in front of your eyes.

She is my new spirit animal. All hail, new spirit animal.

I remember a doctor telling me ~5 years ago that sports leagues, the IOC, WADA, etc demonizing HGH was setting back awesome advance in its therapeutic use by decades. So fucking dumb.

A lot of these WERENT freestyle though. I had a bunch of friends that lived uptown (da heights) and got their hands on all kinds of mixtapes, and there would be COUNTLESS times a rapper would jup in the booth to kick a freestyle only to hear him spit something i have on some underground mixtape. Don't get me wrong,…

Honestly, I’m pretty shocked.

The whole "publishing her name" thing really makes me question the validity of the second "A" in "AA."

I don't think the bachelor party moving party is a big deal. Most dudes who were gonna go anyway, would surely have helped this guy move regardless. They're probably just giving him shit for moving instead of having a real bachelor party. But it's not selfish at all and chances are if he just posted and said "We're…

Hüsker Don’t

Have his previous home runs been ruled illegal and tossed out?

can’t believe no one’s shared this yet

Reached for comment at Louisiana Tech, Skip Holtz said that he was shocked when he heard the news. “When dad first called to tell me the news, I just couldn’t understand what was going on,” the younger Holtz said. “Finally, after about ten minutes of him trying to explain, I said, ‘Just text me!’ when he did...yeah,…

No seriously, the headline says “record-setting” but the post doesn’t metion any. The commentator says “record setting” but doesn't mention any. Record tying score and second youngest are all I can think of???

When I was 21 I got high and masturbated a lot.

What records did he set?

What a talent.

Getty Images fucked up first, but that was very obviously not Revis, and that’s twice in about five weeks someone on this site has confused two black athletes for each other, neither of whom looked the least bit alike. And the first time, Deadspin refused to even acknowledge the error. If ESPN did this, you guys would…

Lou Holtz: afjodkanfawoe afsndoainf afodna HAHA