I feel like Burn After Reading is a criminally underrated movie.

One of the best endings of a movie, ever, and one that I love to figuratively apply to almost any situation in life.

Jesus fuckin’ Christ.

Well, unlike the men’s side, the WTA has a number of promising young players who’ve won grand slam titles, and Serena has to contend against them in addition to her growing age.

I imagine the call went something like this...

Congratulations, Bianca!

Throttle back on the conspiracy, of course it was getting prepped in advance - you know the Pats (along with other teams) were doing their due diligence the last couple days asking “what if they release him?”, and obviously decided they were all in if he became available.

I wonder how many times you would get downvoted if there were a button for that

Yeah, such an original thought.

This does not mean that a vegan or vegetarian diet is necessarily healthy.

Don’t use resources on upgrading armor and weapons until probably level 50 where you can start really optimizing your build, just use whatever the game throws at you. The healing ability is a must. There’s no shame in setting it to easy difficulty but heavy scaling—the only thing the difficulty really does is increase…

“Fuck yeah it does!”

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

man, some of y’all are never happy 

It also knocked Miami’s draft position down about 4 spots.

i am also apart of that crowd. but hating myself is something i want to do on my own terms.

Not to have an actual feeling or anything, but at times where it feels like all of the Earth’s leaders are shitty, I go back to Chaplin’s “The Great Dictator” speech.

Do you think you’d notice some sketchy guys in a Crown Vic tailing you all the way home?

Are you unfamiliar with the concept of a corndog?

I'm surprised some annoying dude off camera wasn't talking the whole time.

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