Someone with no kids voluntarily joining a two-day road trip with a family that includes 1- and 4-year-olds is one of the craziest fucking things I’ve ever heard. After about hour eight, he’ll probably call ahead to a urologist in Florida and schedule a vasectomy before even returning home to Chicago.

I do enjoy the complaint about run-on sentences within a 96-word, full paragraph of a sentence.

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

that makes a lot of sense. thanks for the info! (also i completely forgot about caspar lol. definitely did not recruit him then)

The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant…

Did this sound good in your head? 

I know we’re all dying in the Sylvia Plath sense but you’re not dying the way Chloe over there is dying.

Also, real plea to the powers that be: Taylor Swift is doing something cool r.e. Scooter Braun. I’m very here to read about that and grateful to any journalist who can provide a supposedly feminist take — on him. (most of the scooter profiles are fan-boy music press or magaziney stuff from financial page inserts.)

Yes  word Lover was never used before.

God bless Slate, God bless SNL -but kiddo I’ve had sex before - an experience more powerful than Yourube clips! So forgive me if I insist that: the word “lover” enjoys a rabid fan base, Taylor Swift knew what the fuck she was doing, and no one in marketing gives a fuck about an SNL skit?

Her new album is pretty great.  But we don’t like to talk about TS positively around here so 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

I think Drew’s point was that he chose to leave the NFL in what should have been the prime of his career to pursue other, non-football interests. He didn’t keep football as the #1 thing in his life, the way the powers that be want players to do.

Manfred is the Spanfeller of sports commissioners.

“In general, it feels like the portable outings for Zelda encourage more experimentation and quirkiness, whether it’s the dream world of Link’s Awakening or the seasonal and temporal manipulation of the Oracle games. This is very much welcome in a series that, until recently with Breath of the Wild, could be rather…

Disappearing into whatever horribly addicting video game I’m playing at the moment. May I recommend losing 50 hours of your free time to Fire Emblem: Three Houses?

Sorry but Billie eilish 

It would be very difficult but we are in the midst of a France team that’s played in a Euro Final and won a World Cup, has boatloads of talent both already at senior level and at youth level and is probably a couple years away from boasting the unquestioned best player in the game in Mbappe - something Spain never had…

They should have seen a tweet Verlander made after this article was posted?

I often forget the Kinjaverse doesn’t just include all of us AVClub sex freaks reading Savage Love

Like Snapchat? I get that this is not 2014, but I would bet as many people have heard of Snapchat as Tinder. Or at least close.