Again, I’m reminded of the dystopian novel — maybe David Mitchell’s Cloud Atlas? — in which “disney” has replaced “movie” as the generic term for motion pictures.

So, does the NFL do anything at all to help out a player having a mental health crisis or are they just on their own for that?

the ~1500 professional-class liberals who were really excited to vote for Hillary Clinton

Gwyneth Paltrow

It’s spelled “fascist,” not “facist.” “Facist” isn’t a word.

Ugh “isheeps”? What is this, 2009? 

I haven’t flown a significant amount, but I feel that I’ve done enough personal and business flying over the years that I don’t understand why DTW is at the bottom of this list. For the most part, it’s a clean facility that’s pretty easy to navigate. McNamara is a very large terminal, yes, but I would take that any…

someone ran a democratic campaign for president centered on catering to your friends who vote republican. remind me how it went for her, again.

Alyssa Milano is the epitome of white lady feminism. Her feminism is not intersectional. Her activism is not such that she can see past her own privilege. It’s a shame she has as big a platform as she does, because it gives every other privileged white woman an excuse to exclude POC and poor people. Who needs…

That she, Asia Argento, and Rose McGowan were allowed to become the faces of the #MeToo movement was a grave mistake. There should’ve been more vetting and careful consideration of who became spokespersons for the movement instead of victimization being seen as automatic validation.

Aaaah! Missed that. Thanks.

But part of the issue is that we take steps to prevent those other kind of deaths. Meanwhile, we do fuck all about guns.

“I just finished Assassin’s Creed and haven’t started jumping off of towers or dragging people into the bushes to slit their throats."

So what she’s saying is, she’d be up for Alita-more?

Is this a good thing though? Maybe Urshela collides with the fan and the fan gets a bit banged up, but is no worse for the wear. After the game Urshela checks in on the fan and they really hit it off. They begin dating, fall madly in love and get married. GOOD GOING NET, YOU COST TWO PEOPLE THEIR CHANCE AT TRUE LOVE.

it depends on several things: where you are in your current contract, years of service, accolades like all nba, how many cups of coffee you can drink without murdering someone, how many times you’ve driven the autobahn, if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle, how long you can hold your breath, it’s all right…

Yeah, it’s a little revisionist because of the Knicks era in particular, but there was a good decade stretch where he was legitimately a great player. Maybe not a great all-around player, but he didn’t fluke or usage into those 28 a night for years and years, he was a legitimate terrifying offensive player for some…

It might shock you to learn that other people live different lives than you.

I didn’t think Trolling_for_Downvotes had made the migration to Kinja.

Season 9 of The Office beat the odds by somehow finding a new way to squeeze in a fifth and final baffling new characterisation for Andy Bernard.